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Christmas is a great time to get revenge on people, whether you are sending nasty Christmas cards, setting them up with nuisance calls for the ìbig dayî or sending them a voodoo doll etc


Well, as we were creating the Christmas specials revenge page we ordered a lot of genuine Christmas presents for our friends and family online (we do work most of the time!!!)


The thing is, each of these presents needs to be delivered and while we specified the office address as the delivery address, some of the delivery companies simply left a ìyouíve missed a deliveryî calling card rather than actually coming into the office to deliver the parcel.


Now to our minds, it would be far easier if the courier actually delivered the parcel in the first place and it would have made our lives easier Öwhich got us thinking Ö


...how much fun it would be to produce some false, but official looking ìSorry we missed youî calling cards along with a cellphone number for them to call (we got a free SIM card from one of the local supermarkets)


So we did!!! And then we dropped them off at a number of our neighbours as a test to see how many people would ring asking for their parcel.


And itís working a treat !!!


As each person phones for redelivery they are leaving a voicemail message as weíre not answering the phone. As time goes on, the messages are getting more and more frantic/stressed with people DEMANDING that we phone them back as they are expecting an urgent delivery.


So, if this sounds like something you fancy doing to your ex or work colleague then hereís what you need to do:


1 ñ use your favourite word processor to create a small calling card/letter (about half the size of a normal piece of paper)


2 ñ once youíve printed the calling card, then hand write the personís name and a time on the card, just as it would be if it were genuine


3 ñ wait until your ex is out and then put the calling card in their post box


4 ñ repeat several times in the run up to Christmas and watch their stress levels rise



Comments
souzzin - 2014-06-16 21:32:56

Well this is pretty clever,but it is absolutely against the law to mess with anyones mail box in any way. It's a federal offense. This is really not a good idea.


souzzin - 2014-06-16 21:45:24

Well this is pretty clever,but it is absolutely against the law to mess with anyones mail box in any way. It's a federal offense. This is really not a good idea.


A - 2014-08-08 23:52:43

Or you could simply leave this sorry we missed you letter taped to the door of 200 people's houses with your ex friend's phone number as the contact. LOL a better revenge maybe?


John - 2015-05-24 11:54:26

Hello World



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