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Definitely Not Something To Be Proud Of!
Your ex is such a useless, lying, good-for-nothing piece of sh*t it's about time that their "special qualities" were formally recognised...
...and our range of alternative merit certificates are exactly what your ex deserves!
Each certificate is hand produced and like everything else we do, it's sent anonymously and is 100% untraceable.
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 | World's Worst Co-Worker We've all got some asshole that we have to work with and with this certificate, you can officially let them know! Anonymously sent to their place of work, they'll know exactly how everyone feels about them ... and fingers crossed, they'll quit!
View Larger Image & Next Step | | |  | Shithead Of The Month Unfortunately, not everyone in our lives is as good natured, happy and upbeat as we are. Some people are just downright miserable tosspots who can think of nothing other than themselves. Well, this special certificate will definitely let them know what people actually think!
View Larger Image & Next Step | | |  | Certified Smeller Fucker Does your ex have a personal hygiene problem? Is their breath bad enough to strip wallpaper? Do you gag when they walk past you? Have they never heard of soap?!?!? Blunt, offensive and to the point, this award will spell it out for them in no uncertain terms!
View Larger Image & Next Step | | |  | Secret Homosexual You know that your ex prefers the "company" of other men than you and you also know the reason why! Obviously, your ex struggles with this aspect of their life and it is your moral duty to provide them with the perfect opportunity to come out into the open :-)
View Larger Image & Next Step | | |  | Useless Boss Let's face it - you're the one who's doing the work, while your twat of a boss takes the glory, makes your life hell and basically, couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery! Sound familiar? Then they definitely need to (anonymously) receive one of these special certificates.
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Keep Yourself Protected Online
Everything that we do for you is completely anonymous - in fact, we are paranoid about anonymity.
However, we cannot protect your own PC and that is why we strongly recommend the use of Hide My IP software. It's the exact same software that we use and in over 8 years of getting revenge, we've never been found out!
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