 | Porn Magazine Rejection Postcard - US $ 8.41 Humiliate your ex by sending them this postcard which tells them in no uncertain terms that they are too ugly to have their pictures posted in the porn magazine.
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 | Chlamydia Test Reminder - US $ 8.41 If your ex is a dirty skank who sleeps with anything with a pulse then they're bound to catch something nasty along the way. Why not send this appointment reminder postcard so everyone will know just how dirty they really are
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 | Penis Enlarger Postcard - US $ 8.41 Size matters and if your ex didn't measure up then send them this "order confirmation" postcard and everyone will know that they've got a teeny weeny dick.
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 | Blow Up Doll Postcard - US $ 8.41 You know your ex is a pervert - now everyone else can when you send this postcard to them. The reverse of the card confirms your ex's "order"
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 | Cross Dressing Society Postcard - US $ 8.41 Expose your ex's sexual deviations by sending this membership confirmation postcard. Can you just imagine the strange looks your ex will receive?!
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 | Anal Examination Postcard - US $ 8.41 A high quality appointment reminder postcard. Totally shocking and will crush your ex's reputation in a matter of seconds
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 | Blubber Bodies - US $ 8.41 Is your ex self conscious about their weight? If so, then fuel their paranoia!!! This envelope gets your message across in no uncertain terms and if you send it to their place of work, then everyone else will know what a fat lump of useless blubber they are!
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 | Animal Fetish - US $ 8.41 It's not right and it's not normal...and yet your ex seems to think that having sex with animals is actually a loving process?!?! Errr - guess again! Expose their sick sexual fetish and make the world a safer place!
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 | Closet Gay - US $ 8.41 If your ex is struggling to come to terms with their sexuality, then it's only fair that you give them a helping hand. After all, once the cat's out of the bag, there's no going back - let's be honest, you're doing them a favour!
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 | Sick Incest - US $ 8.41 One of the dirtiest and most twisted of all deviancy - incest! Of course, as we all know, it's exactly the kind of thing your ex gets up to!
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 | Come Too Soon - US $ 8.41 Emblazoned with "Remember - cumming 1st is not winning", this envelope gets the message across hard & fast!
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 | Cheating Partner - US $ 8.41 Do you know a cheating love-rat? Send them this and they'll know that they've been caught out. This revenge tactic is a fantastic mind-game and will drive your victim crazy! Justice!
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 | Crap In Bed - For Men - US $ 8.41 Is your ex dyslexic when it comes to finding the G-spot? Does he think that the female orgasm is as fictitious as Santa Claus? Well, in that case, this is just for him!
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 | Crap In Bed - For Women - US $ 8.41 Does your ex just lay there and stare at the ceiling? Is there more movement in a morgue? Then let them know bthey are crap by sending this insulting envelope
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 | Council Scum Benefits - US $ 8.41 Specifically for UK clients this offensive envelope will remind your victim of how pikey they really are! Leggings, shell suits and "Am I Bovered?" are not something that should be aspired to!
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 | Trailer Trash State Benefits - US $ 8.41 OK, so your ex lives on a trailer park. Why not remind them exactly how far they have NOT crawled out of the swamp. Designed to make the recipient realise that their life isn't worth a sh**
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 | Diaper Fetish Letter - US $ 8.41 He thinks his fetish is perfectly acceptable and a secret! Not any more!!! It's time to expose this sicko for the sexual deviant that he is.
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 | Home Wreckers Membership - US $ 8.41 Ideal to send to the bitch that stole your man. So bright and obvious, everyone who goes near it will know what a low-life, home-wrecking whore she really is!
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 | Amateur Housewives Membership Pack - US $ 8.41 You know your ex is into porn and now, so can everyone else. Shockingly coloured and blatantly obvious - why not send it to your ex, at their parents address
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 | Viagra Users Membership Pack - US $ 8.41 Does your ex sleep around? Then this is the ideal pack to send them. Brightly coloured and clearly marked - everyone who sees it will know what your ex is like
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 | OK To Be Gay - US $ 8.41 Out your ex using this blatantly offensive membership pack. Why not send it to your victim, care of their parents house or office? You choose the delivery address and I'll do the rest
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 | Masterbation Addiction Membership Letter - US $ 8.41 Why not send this "membership pack" to the wanker in your life?! Designed to offend even the most hard-faced ex.
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 | Sheep Lovers Application Form - US $ 8.41 Does your ex like to screw sheep? Are they Welsh or Australian? Then this is definately the letter for them. Send this and everyone will know their dirty little secret.
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 | Porn Photos Application Form - US $ 8.41 Brightly coloured with bold writing - this envelope is guaranteed to catch everyones eye. Does your ex have strong religious beliefs? Then send them this letter.
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 | Paedophile Sex Doll Letter - US $ 8.41 My sickest and most evil letter! Totally twisted and outright disgusting! This is definately the one to send to your most hated ex!!!
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 | Kiddie Fiddler Club - US $ 8.41 Does your ex think young kids are "finger licking good"?
If so, then you really do need to expose their sick and vile fetish. Nothing is more repulsive than a child molester ... except your ex!
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 | Drug Advice Centre - US $ 8.41 Expose your ex's drug habit. Friends, family and colleagues may have their suspicions - so why not go ahead and confirm it for them!
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 | Expose Their Cheating - US $ 8.41 Your ex will be filled with dread when they receive this A5 letter. Clearly indicating that photos are enclosed, your victim will just want to hide in shame!
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 | STD Results Letter - US $ 8.41 If your ex has got a nasty little rash, or a particularly offensive discharge then this letter is just for them! Why not send it to their neighbours or place of work by "accident"!!!
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 | Gay Holidays Booking Form - US $ 8.41 Let's be honest - if they don't want to be with you, they must be gay! So why not send them this A5 envelope offering gay holidays?!
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 | Debt Collection Letter - US $ 8.41 Does your ex owe money? Does nobody know? Well, with this blatantly emblazoned A5 envelope, their dirty secret will be out!
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 | STD Home Testing Kit - US $ 23.47 Has your ex got a nasty discharge from "down below"? Even if they haven't, there is still every need to send them this package - care of their neighbours or work colleagues, of course! Go on - ruin their reputation!
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 | Tummy Wipe Kit - US $ 23.47 Is your ex a wanker? Well, actually - we both know he is. So why not send him the perfect gift, ideal for the man who spends to long surfing internet porn!
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 | Brenda Big Boobs Blowup Doll - US $ 23.47 You know he needs it, so why not send it. This "package" will leave your victim wishing they were never born. Everyone who sees the "package" will know what a loser he is.
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 | Penis Enlarger Package - US $ 23.47 If your ex didn't measure up then send them our special "package" to really crush their self-esteem and humiliate the hell out of them! All men have fragile egos (despite what we may say) and this "package" will hit him where it hurts the most!
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 | Anal Intruder Package - US $ 23.47 This is going to hurt! Now you can really tell your ex to "go shove it up their ass". A specially designed "package" that will definately make their eyes water!
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 | Incontinence Nappies Package - US $ 23.47 Does your ex stink of piss? Then send this blatantly marked "package". Offensive? Yes! Does your ex deserve this? YES!!!
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