We both know that your ex stinks - right?!
Well, why not turn the metaphorical into a physical reality.
The only downside to this revenge tactic is that you need access to your ex's bed - if you haven't fully split yet, then this may well be possible.
So, what do you need to do.
Actually, it's really quite simple - simply go to your local drug store, or supermarket and buy yourself some powdered baby milk.
A great tip here is that you want to get the youngest milk possible - i.e. for new borns.
Then, armed with weapon simply remove the bottom sheet from your victims bed and sprinkly a generous amount of powdered milk over the bed.
Be careful not to put too much on, otherwise your ex may notice something is wrong.
Next, replace the bedsheet and make the bed as usual.
When your ex then goes to bed, the revenge starts.
Now, the average person will release a pint of fluid in the form of perspiration every night.
So...what happens when you mix sweat with baby milk powder...
Yhep - you get rancid baby milk!!!
Not only will your ex have a god awful smell about them the next day, but the sour milk will impregnate the top part of their matress, which means that even if they change their bedsheets, each morning they will still wake up stinking of rancid milk!
I know that getting access to your ex's bed might not be that easy, but this revenge tactic will justify all of your effort.
We all know that revenge tastes sweet, but did you know it can also stink like hell!!!
As usual, let me know how you get on with this one - just drop me an email at email@example.com
Until the next time
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I love this idea! She's getting what she deserves.
have full access to the room and was wondering what else u can do without getting in trouble. note i have done the chile power in her underwear and the powered milk thing in the bed. want more stuff to do
can i really buy pubic crabs?
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