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A Blanket Of Snow Is Your Best Friend

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For those of us in the northern hemisphere, it's winter and depending upon where you live, winter means snow.

And one of the great things about snow is that it covers the ground, meaning that what's on the ground is hidden from view - and this represents a perfect opportunity for revenge!

OK, what follows does require a little planning and waiting for the right conditions but just think what you can do:

1 - place large piles of animal excrement by your victim's doorstep, around their car or anywhere else they are guaranteed to walk.

2 - spray offensive messages on the ground for them to find only when the snow thaws or is cleared. This particular tactic is great if your victim is the kind of person to clear their own snow - the message can be something like "guess what else I've written about you asshole" and your victim will then waste countless hours clearing ALL the snow to try and track your other (non existant) messages

3 - tie things up - especially their car to a tree. If you use strong rope, or even a chain, to tie their exhaust pipe or fender to another car or any static object the snow will cover your dastardly deed and when they drive off...well, let's just say they won't get very far!

If this last one sounds a little too drastic, then rather than tying their car to a static object, attach a heavy, flat-ish object such as a spade or dustbin lid to the end of the rope - they'll end up dragging the object around for ages as the snow on the road will muffle the noise :-)

Now you know what a good friend snow can be, I'm sure you'll be able to come up with even more ideas of your own - if so, just add them to the bottom of this article for everyone else to read!

anonymous - 2009-02-03 09:42:22

Classic !

Cherie - 2009-02-03 20:49:45

I love this!!

anonymous - 2009-07-14 22:35:22

Buffalo is wonderful for this since it snows alot here.

star - 2010-07-28 18:43:50

fab, since my ex has actualy stole my car.
Snows a lot in scotland too. especialy in winter.
think I will save this one for christmas day that will bugger up his dinner!

neeta - 2010-08-02 01:38:45

all the best guys!time to snow revenge on all exes out there n freeze their lives for ome time!

anonymous - 2012-09-11 23:48:27

No snow? Use some Round Up or other weed/grass killer to write your message. It will take a LONG time for the stuff to wear off and let grass grown again on their lawn. No lawn? (Check for security cameras first!!!)Then write your message where he works, at a park, the lawn of the local police, etc...Don't forget his mom's house and the local newspaper!!!

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