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Sometimes revenge is just about having fun at your ex's expense and as you'll see from the snippets below, this is exactly what several people have done by selling their ex on eBay.

OK, it's not technically 100% legal, but nor is parking in a no-waiting zone or on double yellow lines, which we've all done...and let's be honest, the "punishment" of a simple caution or warning (and that is about as severe as it does get), is well worth debating :-)

So, have a look at what these enterprising people have done and if nothing else, enjoy the fantasy of doing it for yourself.

Of course, if you do put your ex up for sale on eBay, then let us know.

Trouble and strife on eBay

IT might have been done out of spite, but Paul Osborn, 44, nearly scooped half a million for his estranged wife.

MoT inspector Paul, from Bletchley, Bucks, posted the ad after learning Sharon, 43, was seeing a workmate.

He included a picture of her picking her nose and offered "my cheating, lying, adulterous s*** of a wife" to the top bidder.

But cops failed to see the funny side and arrested the dad-of-two.

He has since been cautioned for "sending an offensive, indecent, obscene and menacing message" on the web.

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Man models wedding dress

WHILE he didn't let on to how much he finally got for that fetching number, we know this man's eBay entry of his ex-wife's wedding dress got him THREE marriage proposals and thousands of hits online.

He posed in the pricey white number after his miserable five-year marriage broke down.

Here's a snippet of his auction description: "I was actually going to have a dress burning party when the divorce became final, but my sister talked me out of it.

"She said, 'That's such a gorgeous dress. Some lucky girl would be glad to have it. You should sell it on eBay. At least get something back for it.'

"So, this is what I'm doing. I'm selling it hoping to get enough money for maybe a couple of Mariners tickets and some beer.

"This dress cost me $1,200 that my drunken sot of an ex-father-in-law swore up and down he would pay for but didn't, so I got stuck with the bill.

"Luckily I only got stuck with his daughter for five years.

"Thank the Lord we didn't have kids. If they would have turned out like her or her family I would have slit my wrists.

"Anyway, it's a really nice dress as you can see in the pictures.

"Personally, I think it looks like a $1,200 shower curtain, but what do I know about this?"

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neeta - 2010-08-02 01:06:25

hilarious!revenge is a real sweet dish after eating a humble pie!!!

Chris latham - 2010-08-26 18:31:04

great, Revenge does make you feel better

Poochie - 2011-03-20 22:28:19

What a wonderful idea! My dress is perfect for selling & GOD knows after a divorce like mine, I need the money! Thanks for the great idea.

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