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How To Get Revenge :: Sick & Twisted Revenge Packages
Sometimes you just need something with that little extra punch!
And this is it - totally sick, totally twisted and way beyond what most of the world would call decent!
However, this is your ex that we are talking about - and they deserve this kind of extremely offensive and repulsive package.
Everything is sent totally, 100% anonymous with absolutely no identifying marks, branding or identifying features.
There is no way it can be traced - and believe us, this is important when you see what we're going to send your ex!
Price US $ 29.97
If your ex a worthless piece of shit, then without doubt,this is the perfect gift for them.
Each [fake, but realistic] turd will be posted anonymously, along with note saying whatever you want. For example, how about something like this: "Hey Steve, I saw this and thought of you"
Can you imagine your ex's reaction when they open up the box?!?!
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Let's be honest... Your ex is a complete cunt
And this truly offensive package will leave them in no doubt whatsoever what people think about them.
Each "used" tampon will be lovingly presented, with a written card saying whatever you want. How about something like this: "All cunts need these"
How repulsed will your ex be when they open the box?!?!
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Another revolting "gift" for your deserving ex.
Each condom will be filled with a very life like substance that will fool anybody who dares to look at it!
Like all our other sick products, this too will be beautifully wrapped with a message saying whatever you want. How about something like this:"If your parents had used this, you wouldn't be here"
Not sure about you, but we think most people would want to puke if they opened this particular package!!
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One to scare the crap out of your ex!
Each package will include a genuinely severed chicken's foot and a scary postcard inside stating that they have been cursed. Our good friend High Priest Jean Emmanuel (www.extremevoodoospells.com) has performed a genuine curse ritual on these severed feet.
As usual, you can add any message that you like wih this product, such as:"The Dark Voodoo Forces Are Coming For You" but just be careful what you wish for!
Did your ex's underwear make you feel sick when you washed it?
Then this is the perfect "gift" to send them!!!
EYour ex will receive a completely harmless package and their curiosity will certainly be piqued when they start to open it...then imagine their horror when they discover what's inside! Plus, you can put a personal message inside - something like this should get your point across:"Next time, remember to wipe your backside properly you dirty piece of shit!"
The thought of this one is enough to make our stomachs churn, so how will your ex react when they open it?!
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Definitely one to break up your ex's new relationship!
Addressed to your ex's new partner, this package will say more than words alone could possibly say
We recommend that these are sent to your ex's new partner, along with a personal message such as"Can you give these to Steve - I know how much he loves it when I wear them for him !"
This tactic is guaranteed to cause a huge argument between your ex and their new partner...just a shame we can't put a video camera in the package to record it!!!
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Your ex will think that they've been sent a nice bottle of wine when they receive this package.
They couldn't be more wrong!
Rather than a carefully crafted, vintage wine label, each bottle of "urine" will simply state whatever you want. How about something like this:"As no-one here would piss on you if you were on fire, you might want to keep this close by - just in case!"
No matter how thick skinned your ex is, this will definitely offend them!!
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